Woman bit boyfriend's tongue off during birthday kiss

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/woman-bit-boyfriends-tongue-off-during-birthday-kiss-1658309.html

Hidden Bush: Zeit & Zaatar

There's a fantastic Lebanese bakery at 354 Uxbridge Road. It's speciality is Manakish Zaatar, a smallish circular freshly-baked sesame bread covered in zaatar (a mix of thyme and other herbs). It's the perfect snack for walking along the Uxbridge Road on QPR matchday and it only sets you back a modest £1.25. Just don't expect polite service - the owner is a grumpy bastard.

"I'm a student and don't have time to exercise"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html

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Gallic 'boss-napping'

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/industrials/article5974895.ece

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Bourbon basement art (frizl would approve)

http://www.seventeengallery.com/

Pocket pony safe and well

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5890276.ece

His room is stuffed full of condoms which he buys every time he goes to the pub with his friends and his collection of pornography is staggering.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2323752.ece

Arshavin's man bag

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1162422/PICTURE-SPECIAL-Andrey-giant--Arshavin-makes-big-impression-pal-Adebayors-shoulders.html?ITO=1490

Kwame Nkrumah-Acheampong AKA the Snow Leopard

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4979323/African-skier-from-Glasgow-qualifies-for-Winter-Olympics.html

Brazilian ball boy nets equaliser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQx2_KQVkpI&eurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1161176/Ball-boys-boys-Football-fun-kids-sidelines--dont-mess-Spurs-little-helpers.html?ITO=1490

Russkis fess up to massive smack problem

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/filmmaker-plans-to-shoot-with-tiny-camera-in-eye-1642307.html

Eyeborg

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/filmmaker-plans-to-shoot-with-tiny-camera-in-eye-1642307.html

Ball boy gets an assist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF5qPOa-qag&eur

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Ethiopian film wins top prize in Ouagadougou

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7931035.stm

Coke cast turns blue

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7928353.stm

"These mobile phones could act as a reservoir of infection which may facilitate patient-to-patient transmission of bacteria in a hospital setting,"

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.fc2e92b48e2dace82d783db42b4403f2.af1&show_article=1

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Sousa under fire

Regardless of the result on Saturday, Paulo Sousa must stay. The guy's a class act and will get results if given time by Flavio Scissorhands Briatore. The last thing QPR need is another new gaffer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A48292446?s_fromedit=1&s_typedarticle=edit&s_type=15&s_sport=football

HOTTER MOVIE: "Sophie Can Walk"

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/street-carnage-films-presents-sophie-can-walk/

HOT MOVIE: "The Room"

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/nyc-the-room-is-finally-here/

"He then threatened to bash me, there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called."

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25140373-952,00.html

I'm On a Boat - Lonely Island ft. T-Pain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/mar/04/marijuana-bong-cat-us

This strikes me as a bad idea

Scientists make HIV strain that can infect monkeys
http://uk.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUKTRE52203620090303?sp=true

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Garbstore spring garms

http://hypebeast.com/2009/03/garbstore-2009-spring-collection/

Jobs at zoo going like hot cakes ...

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2009/03/01/europe/EU-Britain-Zoo.php

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