16 GCSE A*s

This prodigy is bound to wind up a crackhead

Thieves in the Loft

Heaven knows why thieves would bother robbing the lowly Loft store. It's full of cheaply-made, incredibly naff tat (just like all club shops). Expect to see a shedload of cheap-as-chips QPR merch flooding skuzzy boozers like the British Queen and White Horse very soon.
Perhaps more intriguing is the repeat attacks on the poor chippie. I cant imagine the thieves make off with much loot and must stink of the deep fryer by now.

Shake-and-bake crystal meth

Anyone who saw the recent Louis Theroux show on Fresno's horrible meth addiction will know this is BAD NEWS.

Fidel on the mend

Good to see el Jefe is inching back to full fitness. Venceremos!

Carluccio

We ran into Antonio Carluccio yesterday at the Princess Victoria and I'm delighted to report that he is a tremendously friendly and funny dude. He introduced us to his favourite tipple which is a Guinness shandie, told a string of filthy jokes (while he wife winced) and confirmed that Flavio Briatore is an utter arsehole. He even told me how to make those majestic spinach balls. Here's hoping he is brought it sort the catering at Loftus Road - the recently introduced Yorkshire Wrap is heart attack food.

Do the Ayatollah

As if they're aren't already enough reasons to dislike Cardiff City Football Club
I'll never ever get over that Andy Campbell goal in the play-off final.

Martin Margiela oiler gloves

I absolutely love these gauntlet gloves Just the kind of clobber natty oilman Daniel Day-Lewis might wear in "There Will Be Blood." Only four months til Christmas so here's hoping.

Major Lazer ft Vybz Cartel - Pon de floor

Daggerin' on LSD ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuhSYKVZhMs

Bau-Bike

Possibly not the most practical bike but probably the best looking ...
http://www.baubike.dk/index.html

Archie finally settles down

Archie Andrew's proposal shocks America:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/aug/19/archie-comics-marriage-proposal

Route 36 - La Paz's cocaine lounge

For those who love to play backgammon fast ...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/aug/19/bolivia-cocaine-bar-route-36

Dodgetastic

I reckon she has to be a he:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1207653/Womens-800m-gold-medal-favourite-Caster-Semenya-takes-gender-test-hours-World-Championship-race.html

APC Ldn

Parisian classic APC has finally re-opened in London. I hope the new shop is as good as the old one oppo Nick Ashley on Ledbury Road.
http://hypebeast.com/2009/08/a-p-c-london-store-opening/

Nice tat

Not sure how good this will look when Ade contracts malaria in Angola and Bellamy attacks Robinho with a golf club.


http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1132137_city_fans_champions_league_tattoo__for_2011

Turtle orgasm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSA_BV6FT_g

Rehab Thai-style

Be sick, lie down, chant, be sick, lie down, chant ...
http://www.breitbart.tv/drug-addicts-journey-to-vomit-and-vow-at-thai-temple/

Cheese Curry Zone. BEST COMMERCIAL EVER. PERIOD.

Could do with being a little more aggressive & hectic but otherwise just perfect ...
http://www.coldmud.com/flashvideos/?news=13769

Alan, Alan, Al

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzypOnklG60

The many perils of fantasy football

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2009/08/18/ten-reasons-why-fantasy-football-is-a-waste-of-time

Proper Group of Death (Angola 2009)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-1207511/Martin-Samuel-You-want-proper-group-death-Go-Angola.html

"Terrorism is about ideology, but it's also about berks" - Chris Morris

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/aug/12/chris-morris-jihadi-film

Chavistas target bourgeois sport of golf

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/12/world/americas/12venez.html?_r=1&hp

Elephant in peril

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2009/aug/12/elephant-manhole-thailand

Theft-proof bike

http://hypebeast.com/2009/08/chris-boardmans-theft-proof-puncture-free-bicycle/

Converse Moonwalk

Vice Cream hits Ldn

http://www.thelondonpaper.com/going-out/bars-and-restaurants/viagra-ice-cream-to-go-on-sale-at-selfridges

Internet addiction treatment Chinese-style

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.113ae7b1fe85a6b11300aa507eedb119.fc1&show_article=1