Woman bit boyfriend's tongue off during birthday kiss

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/woman-bit-boyfriends-tongue-off-during-birthday-kiss-1658309.html

Hidden Bush: Zeit & Zaatar

There's a fantastic Lebanese bakery at 354 Uxbridge Road. It's speciality is Manakish Zaatar, a smallish circular freshly-baked sesame bread covered in zaatar (a mix of thyme and other herbs). It's the perfect snack for walking along the Uxbridge Road on QPR matchday and it only sets you back a modest £1.25. Just don't expect polite service - the owner is a grumpy bastard.

"I'm a student and don't have time to exercise"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html

Gourmet duck boots

Nike neon camo Revaderchi (Atmos)

Gallic 'boss-napping'

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/industrials/article5974895.ece

Collete x Sebago docksiders

Bourbon basement art (frizl would approve)

http://www.seventeengallery.com/

Pocket pony safe and well

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5890276.ece

His room is stuffed full of condoms which he buys every time he goes to the pub with his friends and his collection of pornography is staggering.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2323752.ece

Arshavin's man bag

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1162422/PICTURE-SPECIAL-Andrey-giant--Arshavin-makes-big-impression-pal-Adebayors-shoulders.html?ITO=1490

Kwame Nkrumah-Acheampong AKA the Snow Leopard

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4979323/African-skier-from-Glasgow-qualifies-for-Winter-Olympics.html

Brazilian ball boy nets equaliser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQx2_KQVkpI&eurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1161176/Ball-boys-boys-Football-fun-kids-sidelines--dont-mess-Spurs-little-helpers.html?ITO=1490

Russkis fess up to massive smack problem

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/filmmaker-plans-to-shoot-with-tiny-camera-in-eye-1642307.html