How not to dive

Let's hope this all-action gymnast doesn't try her hand at the ski-jump.

How to dive

I never thought a skinny white kid could actually be Didier 'it's a disgrace' Drogba. Big props to these two larrikens.

Full Fat Fuller

I love Stoke target man Ricardo Fuller's excuse for piling on the pounds: "I drink a lot of protein shakes and things like that. I need the weight because my main strength is my power."
It doesn't help that his manager runs marathons and Jamaican food encourages the growth of a bubble butt.

Social Media Guru to the rescue

I have an internet blog and everything! I bore of your analog attitude

Adel Taraabt wonderstrike

Yesterday, Adel Taraabt confirmed his unquestionable status as the best player in the Championship with this breathtaking goal against Preston North End. Besides his wonderstike Taraabt earned a peno with his trickery and bamboozled the PNE defenders from start to finish. I hope 'arry Redknapp forgot to send anyone to watch Taraabt. It'd be a major coup if the Rs could sign him up permanently. Best player down @ Loftus Road since Trevor Sinclair lit up the bush.

Bad news for Moscow's snowplough squadron

Yuri Luzhkov, mayor of Moscow AKA Godski, has come up with an ingenious plan to ban snow from his city this winter. Next up he's going to order the sun to shine all day long and vodka to grow on trees.

Nike AF1 Savage Beast

Halloween headturners!

Fergie unplugs the hairdryer

Click here to read Fergie'a moving get well soon card to Belgium midfielder Steven Defour. I'm sure it has nothing to do with tapping up the player for a possible move. It's straight from the bottom of his whisky-sozzled heart eg You must be feeling quite down and are no doubt asking yourself all sorts of questions

"The News" (Australian short)

This Aussie short "The News" is great and has a killer twist. Especially like the way the bloke goes straight for the menu after delivered the news.

Bannatyne calls for fascist state

Woah, Big Dunc really lays down the law on smoking here. I particularly like his idea that sporty kids should be able to imprison their parents for having a fag:
On a school visit I met a 12-year-boy who wanted to be an athlete who told me that every morning his mother lit up when she was driving to school, even though he'd begged her to stop. He should be able to report her to the police.
Utterly reasonable.

Tragedy at Spiritual Warrior retreat

I love saunas and Turkish Baths but even I'd think twice about two hours in a Native American style SWEAT LODGE after having just fasted for 36 hours.

Dodgy leather jacket

On my recent trip to Montenegro I saw many nice leather jackets like this bad-boy for a whole lot less chedder. Looks like the Soviet-era paedo look is making its way over to Blighty. If I'd have known I would have bought up the lot in Cetinje and set up shop in SheBu mkt.

Ivorians going to South Africa

Great to see Les Elephantes book their place in the World Cup. Hopefully they'll not end up in a group with Serbia, Holland and Argentina this time. Nothing in football would make me happier than seeing Kolo lift the World Cup (and Drogba miss the final).

Happy Birthday Paul Furlong. 41 today and still banging 'em in for Barnet

Micropiglets

I'd almost sell a kidney to get my mitts on one of these pocket battleship pigs. First up I would teach it to ride a bike or skateboard. Next, I'd have it popping down to Costcutter for milk. I figure at that price tag it'd have to earn its keep.