Hanging Around Like a Bad Smell

What's the best way to endear yourself to football fans who think you are an overpaid mercenary phoning in piss-poor performances? According to elaborately coiffured QPR front man Djibril Cisse it is is launch an own-brand scent on Twitter. Way to go Cisse (NOTE THE GLOVE!) ...

Here's hoping 'Arry can find a club dumb enough to sign him in January.