Vulva Original

Firstly, the disclaimer. My name is Archie Charles Thomas and I am not a pervert.
However, what I bring you here is the stuff of perverts.
I've agonised for some time as to whether my band of readers are ready for this exciting 'news'. After some introspection, I've decided you need to know ...

A German company has made a historic breakthrough.
They've successfully farmed 'the vaginal scent of a beautiful woman' and distilled it into a phial. Basically, they've collected a few shots of real woman nectar, added preservation agents and bottled it. It's selling like hot cakes. According to them.
Like Coca-Cola, they won't say how they make their product but, in their website blurb, they do reveal it's been a long, hard journey to reach this pervert's Graceland:
"After years of cost-intensive research by a pan-European team of scientists, attempts have been successful at capturing the arousing, milky aroma in a exclusive glass phial"
If it's not a perfume - they insist repeatedly it isn't - then what's the point I hear you ask? Well, the idea is men (and a select sub-set of experimental women) apply a few droplets to the back of their hand to assist in what they dub self-stimulation AKA wanking. "The sense of smell then stimulates the cinematic visions of the imagination."
The roll-on product offers punters the exclusive oppo to "breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the intimate scent of an irresistable woman." Good in Helmand. Less good in Waitrose.
Not satisfied with the breakthough success of Vulva Original there are plans to release more niche products. Namely, Vulva Eighteen and Vulva Exotic. Stay classy.

Interested parties should follow their nose to www.smellmeand.com

From there do check out the impossibly creepy Vulva Maniac animated video

Via J. Woss