HanPicked (see blog-roll) has just alerted me to a great site called 'Middle Class Accidents' which chronicles imaginary bourgeois injuries. It's a riot. You can check it out here. You can even contribute your own pearlers if you wish. Below, are a few of my personal faves:
Getting 'pruned' feet after your Miele dishwasher leaked on the kitchen floor
Sprained an ankle slipping on the £1 coin you left your Polish cleaner as her Christmas tip
Limited-edition Guatemalan espresso granules stuck in retina after Nespresso capsule bursts under pressure in the machine
Friction burn to the cock through wanking to 'Betty Blue'
Twisted ankle caused by quickly running from Jamie Cullum's set to Katie Melua's at V Festival