Everyone knows the First World War was pretty much won by Allied mules and donkeys. As previously reported on ArchBlog, dolphins make the best underwater spies.
But, for some bizarre reason, humans seem to have gone a bit soft when it comes to putting animals to work.
Luckily, the wily Japanese have realised that monkeys make great waiters. There are so many bonuses to laying off humans and hiring animals but the best has to be animals work for free, bar the odd morsel of grub. This cost-saving development could be just what is needed to drag the retail industries out of the swirling economic plughole. If you run a shop, it's high time you hired a monkey.
Once again, Ben Ockrent is the vid source.