There is something fundamentally tragic about weightlifters. To the naked eye they look pretty strong, real butch.
But the sad truth is they pay dear for that 'condom-full-of-walnuts' physique. The constant overtraining demands they eat multipacks of tuna, clumsy handfuls of eggs and vats of protein shake. Unsurprisingly, this means they are only ever ten minutes away from guffing a rancid fart.
Other side effects of pumping iron all day long are a V of back spots (hot), terrible tempers, a complete inability to play any sport (thighs rub together too much) and ever-decreasing penises.