Ninja sperm

Thus far the World Cup has been pretty uninspiring stuff. Too few goals and way too much bleating on about a) how shit the Jabulani ball is (not true - I've played with it for months and it's ace) and b) how annoying the vuvuzelas are (concentrate and you can block it out).
However, there have been a few highlights. Dutch sub Elia looked electric and has the potential to be one of the stars of the tournament. Slovakian main man Hamsik (Napoli) defo could cut it in the prem. And these Jap fans who seem to have gone to South Efrica dressed as ninja sperm.