Sometimes a news story hits my intray that requires no further embellishment to enhance its outrageous ridiculousness. Like this pearler just in from The Village Voice via Mr Milo Napoleon:
Florida Man Says Cocaine In His Butt Isn’t His
The search of a 25-year-old Florida man following a traffic stop Wednesday morning revealed a bag of marijuana and a bag of cocaine in the driver’s buttocks, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. The driver said only the marijuana belonged to him.