Shepherd's Bush, December

As snowy Shepherd's Bush awaits the annual arrival of the world's worst fair, which pitches up on the rat-infested Green every December, here are a few other jaw-dropping lowlights from festive W12.

Presumedly Chicken Cottage are running this staw-dent special to deter mobs of tuition fee protesters from kicking in their windows and pillaging all their heart attack food?
You love all his movies now check out top geezer Danny Dyer on the wheels of steel:
Even the pigeons are on the pipe round here: