Rachel Weisz's crazy stalker

These days, no sleb worth their salt is complete without a decent stalker. Even Billie Piper had one. With this in mind Rachel Weisz - you know, the one you last saw in 'The Constant Gardener' - has designated her three-year-old son as her stalker. And he's a sick little puppy for one so young. He tries to get into her house dressed as either a fireman or a cop and is completely and utterly obsessed with her boobs. Time to lock the little freak up or at least slap a restraining order on him.