Saturday 1 May 2010

May Day, May Day - an eel is eating my bowels!

'What's the worst way to die?' was always a pretty hot topic in the playground. 'Drowning' was a popular answer. Fair enough I spose.
But it turns out there's a far, far worse way to die than drowning.
According to The Sun, a Chinese chef has died after a eel ate his insides as he slept.
And how did this happen you wonder?
Turns out his 'mates' put the eel up his bum when he passed out drunk (hahahaha). Cheers guys! Medics said the eel devoured his bowels. Pass the sickbag.

3 comments:

  1. .. eels get hungry too. Never forget: the top price off-menu item in Shanghai is reindeer placenta

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  2. i love eels their my friends

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  3. Hey...that looks like Julia Roberts. That eel looks kind of dead but that water might be contaminated with giardia. That'll sure do a number on somebody's bowels. Look out Julia!

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