Private stock DMs

Love spending your afternoon in a grotty boozer getting so nailed you talk to the jukebox?

Wear shorts year-round?

Love getting tats of your daughter's name etched into your flabby calves?

Love reading postcards not addressed to you?

If you answered yes to any of the above you probably already have a pair of these limited edition Dr Martens, available only to Royal Mail employees.

I have no idea why but I really want a pair. They'd go great with big white socks and tiny shorts.

Via Hypebeast