Worried about the possibility that the recession might double dip? Concerned that the implosion of Greece's economy might hit you in the pocket book?
Time to exude an air of confidence that everything will be alright. But how?
Here's how: pop down to your local Waitrose, official supermarche to the genuine aristocracy and upper middle classes, and snap up their fantastic new times-are-tough-but-only-if-you're-poor offering - bog roll injected with a lux lashings of cashmere. Show economic meltdown the finger by snaffling up a few rolls for just £2.29. Little Archie and Jemima (your adorable kids) will love the feel of it on their boxfresh botties (sp).
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