Anyone who has seen Werner Herzog's hynoptic eco doc "Encounters at the End of the World" will know that the ocean's deepest, inky depths are a trippy place which make even James Cameron's Pandora look positively tame.
On the ocean floor, no self-respecting yeti crab leaves home without a feather boa. And no transparent sea cucumber (pictured) would be seen dead without lashings of pink lippy announcing their vagina and/or mouth.
It's like Studio 54 all over again down there in the pitch black ocean trenches. Click here to see a few more of the hippest scenesters and what garms they're rocking at the moment.
Photo credit: Larry Madin/Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution